Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Monday, September 26, 2011

an even trade?

Honest to goodness conversation that we just had: (and a very needed smiel on a rough day):

Kaden:  Mommy, I want this Mater truck.  (pointing to an ad)
Me:  You mean the wagon?  We don't have room for that.
Kaden:  But I want it.
Me:  Well, I suppose if you wanted to pack up ALL your toys, and give them to a little boy who doesn't have anything, then we would have room.
Kaden:  OK!  (runs off to the living room)
Hmm, what I need now is a bag.  I've seen one around.
Nana:  You could use this box over here.
Kaden:  Yes, thank you!
Nana:  What are you doing?
Kaden:  I'm packing up all my toys to give to a big boy like me.
Nana:  Why? 
Kaden:  So I can go buy the Mader truck.
Nana:  Is it really worth it?
Kaden:  Oh, yes.

After a few minutes, he has piled all the living room toys into a box and a bag.
Kaden:  Ok Mom, let's go get the Mader truck.  I packed up all my toys.
Me:  Well, that was just the living room.  What about the toys in your bedroom?
Nana, speaking to me:  I don't know where you got this from, but it wasn't your childhood.

Now, if you'll excuse me folks, I have a huge pile of toys that either need to be loaded in the truck or put back away...

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Titles of Blog Posts I don't have time to write

1) Potty training stories (most involve sounds effects) (like CHOO CHOO)


2) Funny things Kaden has been saying (as opposed to funny things his dad says)


3) Oh! Look who turned TWO in the recent past sometime


4) How to look for DayCare. How to decide if it's time for daycare. No, how to look for a good daycare. that's near our house. or maybe work. and doesn't cost too much. and is diverse. and...


5) Maybe I should just stay at home


6) How to handle foreclosure. Or bankrupcy. Or both.


7) why tropical storm warnings are still no big deal


8) BTW, she doesn't look 70, does she?


9) Oh, right, someone ELSE has a birthday in July too!


10) YouTube Channel Update: all 95 videos uploaded (they're not. yet.)